Viagara Falls & the 70 Year Old Virgin

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When Fran borrows a container of artificial sweeteners from her nervous husband-to-be, she has no idea the chaos it will bring to their peaceful retirement village.

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    Janet Findlay & Alan Youngson
    80 minute comedy
    4 women, 4 men

    About the play: When triple-divorcee Fran borrows a container of artificial sweeteners from Eric her nervous husband-to-be, she has no idea the chaos it will bring to their peaceful retirement village…but only Eric knows the real reason behind the chaos. He has lost the experimental Viagra pills he obtained from his charismatic Dr. Sahdu; the pills he subsequently hid in an artificial sweetener container. Will the men in the retirement village be able to attend the wedding ceremony without embarrassing themselves? Will Eric get his Viagra back in time for his wedding night? Read the play to find out!

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    • “Take a new-age three-time divorcee and bride-to-be and her nervy 70 year old virgin groom – then mix in an “uplifted” ex-reverend, his witty wife, and a stuffy busybody – and you have all the ingredients for a fun-filled 80 minutes of laugh out loud comedy and farce.”
    • “A colorful cast of characters collaborate and connive in this hilarious tale of misplaced unisex Viagra pills and results in mishap and mayhem.”

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    About the playwrights: Janet Findlay is known throughout South East Queensland for her impersonation of Queen Elizabeth II, but she has also been a radio copywriter and a performance poet. Since graduating from the NZ National Drama School in Wellington, Janet has worked professionally for over 40 years in a variety of theatre companies and performed for audiences of all ages in Australia, New Zealand and the US. A play she co-wrote with Cathy Downes, The Heartache & Sorrow Show, was staged at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

    Alan Youngson was born and high school educated in Scotland. He completed his BA in both English and Theatre Arts and B.Ed with specialist Speech & Drama teacher training in Canada. Throughout his 45-year Performing Arts Management career in Australia, Alan has been involved in and employed by four performing arts centers, three theatre companies, two education departments, and one arts festival. His specialty is directing comedy, farce, and revue shows – most recently, Run for your Wife and Adventure Before Dementia – as well as writing, performing, and winning several Toastmaster Humorous Speech Contests.

    Alan and Janet

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    Playwright

    Janet Findlay & Alan Youngson

    genre

    Comedy, Longer Plays

    running time

    Longer Play

    men

    4

    women

    4

    royalty

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