Spaghetti Western


This hilarious western-themed play asks you to choose sides, “Are you a Plainer or a Meatballer?”

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  • D. Loriston Scott
    30 minute comedy
    3 men, 4 women

    About the play: Rio, a lone cowboy, likes his spaghetti plain. When he wanders into a small western town, he stops off at Ms. Lola’s Saloon, world famous for its spaghetti & meatballs. He is approached by the forever flirtatious saloon gal, Frenchy, but soon falls in love with the local sweetheart, Mariah. This causes a riff with Mariah’s fiancée, Zeke, and her powerful rancher and big sister, Becky, who demand that spaghetti be eaten with meatballs. This play asks you to choose sides, “Are you a Plainer or a Meatballer?”

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    Here’s what they’re saying about the show:

    • We had 156 happy playgoers at “Spaghetti Western!” The show was hilarious! People heard about the play and that it was so good that we had to turn them away. It was fun to rehearse and even more fun to hear all of the laughs! -Ed. S.

    About the playwright: Loriston is owner and creator of It’s a B.L.A.S.S.T Productions, which delivers comedy-filled sketches to assisted living centers in Southern California. He is also an accomplished screenwriter.


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    D. Loriston Scott


    Comedy, Western

    Running Time

    20-30 Minute Play, 30-40 Minute Play






    $35 per performance

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