Arthur S. Keyser
20 minute comedy
A middle-aged married man is shopping for a new car. The story is a humorous and exaggerated tale of what happens when the salesman uses the hard sell to get his customer into a new auto. Over the last fifty years – and probably before that – scriptwriters and stand-up comedians have poked fun at salespeople. In this satirical piece, the script takes aim at the auto sales industry. Buying a car has never been this funny!
In the women’s version, the names have been changed but it’s the same show!
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Arthur S. Keyser
Comedy, Short Plays
10-20 Minute Play
$20 per performance