Lust ‘n Digestion


A woman sees her blind date sneak a foil packet into his wallet and assumes it’s a condom. He’s confident of something happening but it’s not lust!

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  • William Doody

    7 minute comedy
    1 male, 1 female and a brief appearance by a waiter

    A woman meets her blind date just in time to see him sneaking a foil packet of Alka-Seltzer into his wallet. She presumes it’s a condom. The ensuing barbed dialogue between the mutually attracted couple is high comedy! It’s been a hit at many Senior Theatres.

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    William J. Doody


    Comedy, Short Plays, Skits and Sketches

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    Running Time

    Less Than 10 Minutes






    $10 per performance

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