Carol Burnett Sketch Collection Volume 7


Carol Burnett, one of the most brilliant comediennes, presents four comedy sketches. No Royalty!

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    Up to 6 characters in 4 sketches
    3-5 minutes

    Carol Burnett is known as one of the most brilliant comediennes of all times. Her Carol Burnett Show aired for 11 years garnering 25 prime-time Emmy awards and inclusion on Time magazine’s list of “100 Best TV Shows of All Times.” With a new resurgence in popularity, you’ll love this opportunity to get the actual scripts to some of her best comedy sketches, as performed by the unsurpassed team of Carol, Harvey Korman, Tim Conway, and Vickie Lawrence. 

    Not a word in these scripts has been changed, and the collection includes a short word of advice from Carol about performing sketch comedy. Since the skits are royalty-free, you can use them to practice comedy techniques or in your own live stage show.

    Associate producer Robert Wright and the entire staff of The Carol Burnett Show are donating their share of profits from the sale of this comedy material to the Navajo Indian Children’s Scholarship Trust.

    Comedy Sketch Collection Volume 7 includes four comedy sketches:

    • Football Widow — Nothing can tear Harry away from TV football except the sexy neighbor. He loses the game when the sisters walk off the TV.
    • Truck Stop — Nagging Zelda fancies that a truck driver is flirting with her. Weary George is asked to defend her honor and only Zelda comes out unharmed.
    • Rent-A-Car — An unsuspecting traveler at the airport gets caught in the middle of a merciless competitive conflict between the Gertz Rent-A-Car girl and her counterpart from Mavis Rent-A-Car. He ends up taking the bus.
    • Cafe Argentine — Selma and Blanche stop at a new place for lunch. But there’s no Spanish food at the Cafe Argentine — it’s all beer, knockwurst, and sauerkraut. The waiter is a Nazi hothead.  The whole place is the Third Reich. They escape to the sound of machine gun fire.

    No Royalty. Comes as an e-document!

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    Comedy, Skits and Sketches, Non Royalty


    Royalty free