Bernie and the Beast


Bernie and Evelyn are loving their road trip when they get lost in South Dakota. Their night at a second rate motel reveals a first rate relationship.

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  • Marsha Sheiness
    30 minute comedy
    1 man, 1 woman

    Bernie and Evelyn are loving their road trip to celebrate forty-two years of marriage when they get lost somewhere in South Dakota. Their evening spent at a second rate motel reveals a first rate relationship. Very spirited characters. Lively show!

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    Marsha Lee Sheiness


    Comedy, Short Plays

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    20-30 Minute Play






    $35 per performance

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