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Sketches, Skits

The Senior Theatre Resource Center

Use these very short plays in class or on stage in variety shows or revues. Their humor is quick, bright, and lively; the characters are easy to exaggerate; the result is audience applause!

Thanks for the booklet of sketches, we used them last week and read 4 of them to great applause! We managed to talk about 5 men into taking parts which is an achievement! We are planning to act several more at a later date. Val, Australia

Some of our most popular Skits:

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NO FRILLS AIRLINE
Dory Kaiser

5 minute skit
1 man, 5 women

Flying isn't what it used to be. Take it from these passengers, their flight attendants, and captain. What a flight! Dory Kaiser is back with another one of her short and easy skits that are so very popular. Add 4 chairs and get ready for the laughs to take off!

Click here to read a FreeView
Royalty: $10 per performance
E-script $10.

  HOLD?
Marcia Savin

10 minute comedy
2 men, 4 women or 1 man, 5 women

It seems like everybody is calling Agnes at the same time--a friend, neighbor, sister, and a repairman. She has only one choice--put people on hold! The show is lively, fresh, and can be used with beginning to advanced actors.

Click here to read a FreeView
Click her for other plays by Marcia Savin

Royalty: $10 per performance
E-script $10


Hard Copy $15.

 

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NAVY BEAN SOUP

Wes Wetzel

15 minute comedy skit
1 man, 1 woman plus 1 off-stage voice

In this hilarious comedy, inspired by a PBS show, we watch the broadcast of the sophisticated Madame DuJour Men’s Gourmet Cooking Show. the program is seriously sidetracked when she inadvertently gets Cooky Boatwright, a sloppy and overweight retired Navy cook, as her guest chef. There are many belly laughs when the audience learns what’s cooking in the Navy Bean Soup!

Click here to read a FreeView of the show

Royalty: $10 per performance
E-script $10 


Hard Copy $15

NEW!
THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF SUPER HERO AND DORIS DRIVE

Eddie Ed O’ Brien

7 minute comedy skit
1 man, 1 woman

Everyone gets older, event he one everybody has depended upon for years to save them! Yes, “Super Hero” is getting older, but he can always depend on his loyal mate, Doris Drive, to see him through his problems and get him up and “flying right.” The staging is minimal. Easy, fun characters.

Click here to read a FreeView

Royalty: $10 per performance
E-script $10

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Scene from a production of Now Hear This

BEST SELLER!
NOW HEAR THIS
Dory Kaiser

3 women, 2 men, 1 either
5 minutes, comedy

Now Hear This is a fast-paced comedy in which 6 characters on a cruise ship continuously misinterpret passed messages, similar to the old telephone game. There’s a ship captain, a brash, aggressive cigar-smoking Senator who always gets his way, a cowering Senator’s aide, an attractive lady, and two waitresses. Each hears something differently and passes it on. The results are disastrous as they become increasingly involved in the exchange of messages filled with mistaken information. The play always gets lots of laughs. Written for and performed by a Senior Theatre company.

About the playwright
Click here to read a FreeView

“Now Hear This is funny, funny, funny. We loved every minute of it."  Audience member
Royalty: $10 per performance
$10    

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BEST SELLER!
JOGGIN’ ALONG
Dory Kaiser

2 women
5 sketches each 2 minutes long

Joggin' Along" is a series of five comedy sketches involving two single older women who stop jogging long enough to talk about what's going on in their lives. Nothing is sacred as they discuss exercise, weight problems, boyfriends, other women and much more. These often outlandish skits produce enthusiastic and prolonged laughter from audiences, and have an upbeat message that seniors can relate to and enjoy. In fact, their audiences now applaud as soon as they see the joggers enter. Written for and performed by a Senior Theatre company.
 
About the playwright
Read a FreeView of the script

"What a delightful time! Your opening jogging number is always great -it never fails to bring down the house." Audience member.
Royalty: $10 per performance  
$10    

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An Audience Favorite!
IT’S HELL GETTIN’ OLD
Harry Stutt

3 men
7-8 minute comedy

Three old codgers sitting the park soak up the sun and reminiscence about the past and their youth. Hilarious sketch! Written for and performed by a Senior Theatre company.
Click here to read a FreeView of the play and about the playwright
Royalty: $10 per performance
$10  

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William J. Doody

1 male, 1 female and a brief appearance by a waiter
7 minute comedy
 

An older gentleman is all dressed up for dinner and excitedly telling his best friend on the phone about the “blind date” he’s taking out to dinner that night. He tucks an Alka Seltzer in his pocket. But the woman thinks it’s a condom.

Their misunderstanding comically sustains itself to the end of their date in this “romantic comedy of manners.”
Click here to read a FreeView of the play and about the playwright
Royalty: $10 per performance
$10    

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Carol BurnettBest Seller!
CROL BURNETT SHOW SKETCHES: The Old Folks
Carol Burnett

2 characters: 1 female/1 male in 8 sketches, Comes with 8 cast copies
Each sketch is approximately 3-5 minutes long
No Royalty

These are the original sketches from the revered CBS “Carol Burnett Show.” We compiled the “Old Folks” sketches into one collection. Your audiences will chuckle, just like we did when we saw them on TV. A donation is made to the Navajo Indian Children’s Scholarship Trust with each purchase.

These are the authentic comedy sketch scripts from the CBS network series. Not a word changed! Use them to:

  • Produce your own comedy show
  • Stage them in a live show or in a radio play
  • Practice comedy techniques in your drama class

Sketch #1: Old Molly cools old Bert’s ardor with one-liner put downs.

Sketch #2: Bert tries to persuade Molly to take a glorious vacation together.

Sketch #3: A two character sketch featuring the rocking chair lovers mostly reminiscing. Not much else left. Funny stuff.

Sketch #4: Another suitor tries to capture old Molly’s fancy to Bert’s dismay...plus four more!

No Royalty
$27.95  

laugh & a halfA LAUGH AND A HALF

By Lynne Martin Erickson and Jim Leide

Have fun with these 45 short skits in large print, all designed to prompt memories, discussion and fun. You’ll find scripts for each actor and director as well as production notes for the scenery, props, and presentation techniques. They are short, humorous, perfect for those who really will do almost anything for a laugh! Easy-to-use in a three-ring binder.

No Royalty
$29.95 

 

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by Robert Redd

 

Robert’s first book brings us short plays have been very popular with retirement communities, drama clubs and senior centers. The plays are short and lively, all with Robert’s trademark style. Winner of a National Mature Media Award.
Click here to see the Table of Contents
Click here to see all of Bob Redd’s plays

No Royalty
$24.95 

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by Robert Redd

Robert’s new book brings more short pieces. They’re just as popular as his prior books. Try them on for size!
Click here to read about the plays
Click here to see all of Bob Redd’s plays

No Royalty
$24.95  

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center02SENIORS CENTERSTAGE: Sketches Designed for Seniors 
by Gail Blanton

Bring seniors on stage with these humorous and thought-provoking sketches for use in drama ministry. They work well in performance, as an activity at weekly meetings, or for eye-opening presentations on issues of aging. Some intergenerational sketches included. All promote empathy, understanding, and unity. Most are 5 to 10 minutes in length. Non-royalty. 

"Blanton's well-written [sketches] are filled with humor and will be useable in any senior acting group."--Stage Directions

$18.99  

 

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